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YOU'RE NEARLY DEAD 7: Wildlife

April 23, 2018

 

In an episode that’s inspired by the word ‘Wildlife’ but very largely about other things, our hosts present three very rapidly written pieces. Ben’s is largely to annoy Charlie. Charlie’s is about a dog, but not about a dog. Matt’s sounds like Samuel Beckett, who he’s never heard of.

 

 

THIS WEEK'S PIECES

 

BEN

 

Wildlife Wildlife Wildlife

 

Wild

Is

Life

 

Domestic

Life

Intrudes

 

Forcing 

Equilibrium

 

When

I

Look

Down

Lower

I

Forget

Everything

 

What

Is

Left

Delights

 

Less

Is

Far

Enough

 

 

CHARLIE

 

Dogs

 

Dogs

They’re not even that wild

But they can be frustrating to keep

My family kept one for fifteen years in a cold house.

We tried to teach him to shut the kitchen door,

Rewarding him with a little chewy treat

He wasn’t into it

He liked wet food, chasing cats and shagging other dogs

He never shut the door

 

 

MATT

 

Wildlife

 

Greedy bastard.

Reckless branch

Fallen on the ground

From doing too much.

 

 

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